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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Sta.sh
He is regarded as the most dangerous man on Earth, due to his ability to attract followers-- But this all pales in comparison to his uncanny ability to make teenage girls go all sparkly eyed!
He must be stopped at any cost!
*Paraphrased from file card on action figure package.
NO NO PLEASE DON'T STOP HIM! I need him so I can meet my daily 'sparkly-eyes' requirements!
He makes you dependent upon his 'sparkly eyes' to the point where you can no longer function in society without them. Then he'll withhold the sparkles you so covet, stringing you along until you'll say any lie, commit any crime, or compromise any critical national secret for only a brief, intermittent blip of that sweet, sweet luminance.
Ask yourself while you still can, is the security of America
I think I need a rehab center or something. I'm not sure if I can live without my daily dose of CC...
Cobra soldiers always, always wear masks, visors, and veils to conceal their identity. I had always assumed those masks concealed the faces of rough, tough, soldier-y goons.
What if behind those masks, and under all that armor, the army of the night was actually composed entirely of young teeny-boopers, intractably enthralled by CC's sparkle-osity?
Imagine the horror.
If what I have theorized is true, then GI Joe will ultimately face defeat, even in victory. For when they raid a Cobra base, even if they stop the ginormous, snake-looking, death machine du jour, they will be confronted by the fact that they did so only BY PUNCHING A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS IN THE FACE!!!!
Diabolical!
Those poor Joes have never seen/will never see it coming...